1. popculturepoems:

    dennisbrain:

    theirishwishmonger:

    dennisbrain:

    hello yes if any brass players wanna snapchat me nudes it would be appreciated
    username is thehorniesthornist

    image

    this is better than anything i could have hoped for

    draw me like one of your french horns

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  2. Reblogged from: theclassyissue
  3. http://disfan.tumblr.com/post/92452905681/the-average-gatsby-alright-you-guys-have-posted

    the-average-gatsby:

    alright you guys have posted some pretty bad jokes on here but not one comes close to this doozy

    brace yourselves

    so there’s a far-off place that consists of a perfectly triangular lake surrounded by land, with three kingdoms on the three sides of the lake. the first…

    Guys! Guys!!!

    Reblogged from: disfan
  4. bthny:

unlikeableprotagonist:

5000letters:

bible-jpg:

Jenny Holzer

My arrogance knows no bounds and I will make no peace today, and you should be so lucky to find a woman like me 

My arrogance knows no boundsAnd I will make no peace todayAnd you shall be so luckyTo find a woman like me
Today neither will the East claim menor the West admit meToday my belly is a wellwherein serpents are coiledready to poison the world,and you should be so lucky.
All I have is my arrogamceI will teach it to lean backand smoke a cigarette in your faces,and you should be so lucky
No I will make no peaceeven though my hands are emptyI will talk as big as I pleaseI will be all or nothingAnd I will jump before the heavy trucksAnd I will saw off my leg at the thighbefore I bend one womanly knee
I am poisonAnd you will drink meAnd you should be so lucky.
Ishtar Awakens in Chicago by Moja Khaf

will always reblog

    bthny:

    unlikeableprotagonist:

    5000letters:

    bible-jpg:

    Jenny Holzer

    My arrogance knows no bounds and I will make no peace today, and you should be so lucky to find a woman like me 

    My arrogance knows no bounds
    And I will make no peace today
    And you shall be so lucky
    To find a woman like me

    Today neither will the East claim me
    nor the West admit me
    Today my belly is a well
    wherein serpents are coiled
    ready to poison the world,
    and you should be so lucky.

    All I have is my arrogamce
    I will teach it to lean back
    and smoke a cigarette in your faces,
    and you should be so lucky

    No I will make no peace
    even though my hands are empty
    I will talk as big as I please
    I will be all or nothing
    And I will jump before the heavy trucks
    And I will saw off my leg at the thigh
    before I bend one womanly knee

    I am poison
    And you will drink me
    And you should be so lucky.

    Ishtar Awakens in Chicago by Moja Khaf

    will always reblog

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  5. Reblogged from: fuckyeahmexico
  6. Star Trek Voyager: You got on the wrong plane.

    Star Trek Voyager: You got on the wrong plane.

    Reblogged from: ramblingsofasheeple
  7. So, I guess I’m buying a new truck, this one is his now.

    So, I guess I’m buying a new truck, this one is his now.

  8. mistergoodlife:

Coffee break with the 246 Dino
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  9. aimexico:

Las personas migrantes que escapan de la violencia que azota a sus países son frecuentemente discriminadas, amenazadas y secuestradas al atravesar México. Sumemos nuestras voces para ponerle fin a esta situación. Actúa ya en: www.alzatuvoz.org/migrantes

    aimexico:

    Las personas migrantes que escapan de la violencia que azota a sus países son frecuentemente discriminadas, amenazadas y secuestradas al atravesar México. 

    Sumemos nuestras voces para ponerle fin a esta situación. Actúa ya en: www.alzatuvoz.org/migrantes

    Reblogged from: fuckyeahmexico
  10. …If you reduce music to mathematics, where does the emotion come into it? I would say that it’s never been out of it.

    The things by which our emotions can be moved — the shape of a flower or a Grecian urn, the way a baby grows, the way the wind brushes across your face, the way the clouds move, their shapes, the way light dances on water, or daffodils flutter in the breeze, the way in which the person you love moves their head, the way their hair follows that movement, the curve described by the dying fall of the last chord of a piece of music — all these things can be described by the complex flow of numbers.

    That’s not a reduction of it, that’s the beauty of it.
    Ask Newton.
    Ask Einstein.
    Ask the poet (Keats) who said that what the imagination seizes as beauty must be truth.

    …Because that is at the heart of the relationship between on the one hand our “instinctive” understanding of shape, form, movement, light, and on the other hand our emotional responses to them.

    And that is why I believe that there must be a form of music inherent in nature, in natural objects, in the patterns of natural processes. A music that would be as deeply satisfying as any naturally occurring beauty — and our own deepest emotions are, after all, a form of naturally occurring beauty.

    Dirk Gently’s Holistic Detective Agency pg. 184-185 (via hitchhikersguidetothegalaxy)
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  11. I woke up like dis…

Thanks for the sweet new pencil @sbard19!

    I woke up like dis…

    Thanks for the sweet new pencil @sbard19!

  12. agoraven:

gayf3r:

nightingaleinasilvercage:

ariane-stillcries:

loveglutton:

dearscience:

i can never not reblog this. 

Have to.

…

Welcome to the priorities of the human race.

Forever reblog.

i got chills from this. rest in peace hero.

    agoraven:

    gayf3r:

    nightingaleinasilvercage:

    ariane-stillcries:

    loveglutton:

    dearscience:

    i can never not reblog this. 

    Have to.

    Welcome to the priorities of the human race.

    Forever reblog.

    i got chills from this. rest in peace hero.

    Reblogged from: literallywantyou
  13. witsradio:

    paulftompkins:

    This was quite a journey! I spent the better part of a day going back and forth with a guy that I was not entirely sure was for real at first, then I absolutely got fooled, and then I realized I got fooled. It was fun. And it ended in a way that I felt good about.

    It’s pretty much all laid out in the screencaps, But let me elaborate here:

    HEY YOUNG MEN! I know it seems like women complain a lot about how they are represented in media, including fiction, and how it seems like they want entertainment tailored specifically to them, and how they seem to want ALL of pop culture to be politically correct or feminist-ized or whatever it is you think they want, but really, what’s happening is that women are tired of seeing garbage women characters in most of our entertainment. And they’re wondering, Would it really be so much trouble to make more realized female characters? You could still have all your CGI and action and science fiction and drama and swords and stuff, but the female characters could be a little more fleshed out and interesting. And the entertainment would still be good and would, in fact, be better.

    Guys, instead of  thinking, “Hey, not everything has to be politicized,” try thinking, “I wonder what it would be like for me if the situation were reversed, and how I’d feel if in vast majority of the entertainment I consumed, the male characters were few and far between and then mostly used as talking props & plot devices. I wonder if I’d get kinda tired of that and occasionally I’d say something, even a little joke, just to ease the annoyance a little.”

    Fellows. Listen to the women in your lives. Ask them questions. It will change your perspective for the better. Years ago, I got into a brief argument with two female friends of mine about a movie— it does not even matter which movie— that they viewed as sexist and I did not. I couldn;t even fathom how they could see it that way. I tried to argue that it was not sexist. In recounting our discussion to another party, it was pointed out to me that they might have a different viewpoint based on their life experiences, and that it was not for me to tell them that their interpretation was incorrect. And that I was probably getting defensive about it because if the movie was sexist, it followed that my liking it would make me appear sexist. And that’s when I realized that none of this was about me, and maybe I should shut up and listen and try to understand. And also to be more aware of things like this and develop not just my sympathy, but my empathy.

    I will only ever be able to empathize so much with women, because my experience as a white male in America is vastly different from that of anyone who is not that. But I can relate to:

    • not being taken seriously
    • not being listened to
    • being dismissed
    • being condescended to
    • having something explained to me that I already understand

    And I having had those experiences, I am now more inclined to TRY to understand where someone is coming from if they are telling me they are having a similar experience with our culture.

    So guys: just try. You don’t even really have to dig that deep. Think about your own experiences as a person, then apply that to someone else. It gets easier the more you do it, and it makes your life better.

    Anyway, I hear Dawn of The Planet of The Apes is pretty good! 

    If you don’t love Paul F. Tompkins, then I don’t even…

    Reblogged from: witsradio
  14. havemanymonkeys:

    There are no middle-aged linguists, but they all drink djinn ent onyx.

    On the origin of Gin and Tonics.

    Reblogged from: hitchhikersguidetothegalaxy
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